Cow Art

Our grandson recently handed in a blank piece of paper for his art homework.

The teacher said, “What’s this?”

He replied, “A picture of my cow eating grass.”

The teacher asked, “Where’s the grass?”

He says, “The cow ate it all.”

So the teacher asks, “Ok, then where’s the cow?”

The boy wisely replied, “It left because there was no more grass.”

Mad Cow?

Bella and Taylor were standing in the meadow and chatting.

Bella looks at the Taylor and says “What do you think about all this talk of mad cow disease?”

Taylor replied, “Why should I care, I’m a helicopter.”

Cow Mechanic

A sightseer recently had his car break down right next to the cows in our meadow.  He got out and although he knew nothing about cars, started poking around under the hood.

Bella walked over to the fence, leaned over, looked at the engine and said, “I think the problem is your carburetor.”

The guy nearly jumped out of his skin, and ran up to our house and banged furiously on the door.

When we opened the door, the guy shouted “A cow just told me how to fix my car!” as he pointed towards the meadow.

We looked over to the meadow and asked, “Was it the brown cow?”

“Yes! Yes!” said the guy.

We asked, ”Could you tell whether she had horns?”

The guy yelled, “Yes! Yes! That’s the one!”

We sighed in exasperation. “That darn fool Bella – Don’t listen to her – she doesn’t know anything about cars!”